Obesycle

A specially adapted mobility scooter used by the severely overweight obese whilst shopping in large stores. Or used as a general alternative to walking either through laziness or medical necessity.

look at that fat in the candy aisle on their obesycle

by Danthef#*ngman September 9, 2013

Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

Obesus

The art of not two dinners not being sufficient so a third dinner must be consumed thus turning you into Lord Obesus

Did you see Matthew today? After his third lunch he full on turned into Obesus.

by ManFlesh3991 June 22, 2016

ObservantPillow

A person who is super cool canadan

Man that guy is such a ObservantPillow

by Gaylord234 January 18, 2017

obsequioid

Obsequioid - formed from the merger of obsequious and hemorrhoid to describe a follower who is always too close, almost like a shadow.

Every time the boss turned around too quickly, he bumped into his sycophantic obsequioid.

by SriArthur January 24, 2017

observability

In control theory, observability is a measure for how well internal states of a system can be inferred by knowledge of its external outputs. The observability and controllability of a system are mathematical duals. Unfortunately no-one in Product Marketing knows that because they drink too much, thus observability is a method of expressing how much hard liquor is consumed by your marketing team, as evidenced by the presence of robust sales, or or lack thereof.

Have you seen the latest sales figures for the Acme Company? Yes, and it improves our observability into these latest batch of resumes from their marketing department.

by truantguy May 5, 2017

Observatant

The condition of being observative while under intoxification.

The haus was becoming very observatant of any onlooker who was trying to woo his woman .

by thehaus October 28, 2017