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orestis

an evil black/chinese/hispanic combination, a sociopath, likes to play halo with his imaginary stoner potato friend
wow, orestis REALLY likes potatoes and video games, and knives... wow this dude is a fucking psycho!
by joe is awesome, you are not January 11, 2012
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Oregon City

A rather boring city where not much happens.
I don't know what the hell the other definitions are talking about with drug usage, mild poverty and whatnot, but I'm guessing it's coming from some idiot rivalry between high schoolers regarding West Linn Highschool and Oregon City High School.
It's pretty fucking retarded.
Some students at West Linn burnt down a tree that was a memorial to a dead high schooler and some OCHS students burnt the West Linn football field so it will be difficult to run in or some shit (BURNT, okay. Think about that) because of this bullshit.
Overall, nothing fucking happens in Oregon City. It's a small-ass territory with a moderate population middle class people where nothing fucking happens. Ever.

I WISH there was poverty here. Then at least shit would happen over here and I'd have an actual reputation to be proud of.

If there are a substantially higher number of drug usage in Oregon City (Oregon itself is a liberal state. I mean, come on) it's probably because there isn't shit to do here.

If you want to do something while you're living in Oregon City, 95% of the time you'll go outside of Oregon City to do it. The most exciting thing here is a grocery store.

If you are raised here chances are you'll move out of it when you get the chance.

There is however a community college over here that is surprisingly very good... If you ignore the fact that society doesn't give a shit about community college and gives it a bad rap.
John: I live in Oregon City and do not own a car.
Rickardo: That sucks. You must be bored as hell
John: ... Yep... My sense of entertainment has died over time. I wouldn't even care if I died. I'd just sort of pass it off like a pothead...
Rickardo: OH YEAH?! HOW ABOUT WE TEST THAT THEORY?
*grabs a pocket knife and stabs John in the arm*
John: Thanks Rick. That was the most interesting thing that's happened all year.
You're the best friend ever Rick.
Rickardo: Any time John. Any time.
by Squiggy McGee December 4, 2010
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A part of Southern Oregon, representing the West Coast. A place where partying is the only event often happening in that town. The police department is busy giving out lots of minor tickets out to the younger population.
by jdiggsyeee December 25, 2008
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St.Johns. Portland Oregon

A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as
the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and
birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =
by St. Johns. Portland Oregon January 15, 2009
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Orel Hershiser

A sexual act involving anal sex and then having a girl suck your dick directly afterward.
That dirty slut I hooked up with last night let me give her an Orel Hershiser.
by WR Merch November 1, 2010
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Inside out oreo

A person who is white on the outside but is black on the inside. Often acting

black or like a ganster and often using the words ratchet and weave. NOT WHITE

TRASH.
Hailey- Raping to ghetto music and acting ratchet

Tiana and Sam- "Hailey why are you such a inside out Oreo?"
Sam- "Hailey you're are more black then Tiana and she is actually black"
by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014
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oreo blunt

Heard you like blunts so I put a blunt in your blunt so you can smoke while you smoke

Homie:"Did you just put codeine on my oreo blunt"
Me: HELL YEAH
by 415 WGM June 5, 2011
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