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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.
Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.
by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024
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Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.
"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"
by Killer Qween March 9, 2019
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Nonce

Acronym - Not Of Normal Criminal Element.

Usually used with reference to sex offenders but actually relates to criminal motivation. In simple terms, most crimes is motivated by money and carried out in the pursuit of wealth. Being 'not of normal criminal element' means using wealth to assist in criminal activity.
That bloke is a nonce.
by Dubsparx August 21, 2016
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Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting
Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce
by MemeClips March 23, 2024
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Nonce

Nonce: hi how are ya

Person: NONCE ALERT
by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019
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Nonce

A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.
La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?

Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town
by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019
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