It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024
Get the bus noncemug. A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.
by Killer Qween March 9, 2019
Get the Noncemug. Acronym - Not Of Normal Criminal Element.
Usually used with reference to sex offenders but actually relates to criminal motivation. In simple terms, most crimes is motivated by money and carried out in the pursuit of wealth. Being 'not of normal criminal element' means using wealth to assist in criminal activity.
Usually used with reference to sex offenders but actually relates to criminal motivation. In simple terms, most crimes is motivated by money and carried out in the pursuit of wealth. Being 'not of normal criminal element' means using wealth to assist in criminal activity.
That bloke is a nonce.
by Dubsparx August 21, 2016
Get the Noncemug. by MemeClips March 23, 2024
Get the Turbo noncemug. A sket who touches kids
by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019
Get the Noncemug. A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.
La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?
Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town
Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town
by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019
Get the Noncemug.