naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 27, 2012

Naked Coffee

Coffee Consisting of Coffee Granules and Water only

In A Morning , Naked Coffee Is Available To Guest's !+)

by The V ONE 2nd To None June 13, 2018

naked wedgie

When somebody strips you to your underwear and (wedgies) you

A naked wedgie is when I was in school and these jocks stripped me to my undies and hung me by them and ever could see my wedgied cheeks

by Wedgie boy124 October 27, 2019

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

Nut Naked

Being completely naked. Usually referring to men because their nuts (scrotum/ballsack) are visible.

Tina asked Paul what he was wearing and Paul replied "I'm nut naked."

by tron9200 March 26, 2010

Naked Nathan

A guy who rugularly hangs out in public places with little to no clothes on.

"Did you see that guy? He's playing ping-pong over there in just his boxers!"

"Yeah, that's Naked Nathan. He does that all the time."

by shamutheawesomewhale January 11, 2010

Naked-Sama

An act of recreational sumo wrestling, while naked and for an audience. Preferably with at least one participant being asian.

Accidental buggery is allowed: Fingering opponent's anus and/or vagina, pulling opponent's private parts, etc.

"Oh man, we had a Naked-sama that lasted an entire day. My private parts will be sore for weeks"

by LikeTA November 5, 2013