ninja bartender 

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

ninja bartender by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011

Ninja Chuck 

To throw up so violently that it causes one to strike a ninja pose.

Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.

I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.

Ninja Chuck by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012

ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

ninja chirpse by Gerontius June 6, 2013

Ninja Typo 

A Ninja Typo is a punctuation or grammatical error that does not reveal itself to the author (no matter how hard the author looks for it) until it is too late (i.e. after it has been published in a way that cannot be retracted).

Example : Dang! I proofread this email 3 times and I STILL managed to leave the "l" out of "turtle". That Ninja Typo just killed my chances of getting re-elected.

Ninja Typo by Mank002 October 22, 2014

Ninja-moked 

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.

Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!

Ninja-moked by Cameatsass September 7, 2018

ninja toes

the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas

at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!

ninja toes by nevets eural September 5, 2010

ninja turtles 

the shit

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

ninja turtles by jdizzlecatlicker April 15, 2009