Mysterical

A mix of two words; mysterious and mystical

The pequod looks very mysterical

by Gman413 February 4, 2020

Mysteryphelia

The strong urge to participate in Mystery's events on LoTC

Man 1 "Man I really want to go to that voidal tear thing!"

Man 2 "Bro, you're a Mysterypheliac."

by LordOfTheCraft March 31, 2020

Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

mcstea

Makes your super fucking cool! Your a ladies magnet and your mental.

Hey look at that McStea over there. He’s about to pull that girl. Typical

by James Daniels June 11, 2020

mystemba

a cool pro that is dead and is smart and a winner

someone: omg whos that??
me: thats mystemba, so cool right??
someone: i wish i was mystemba :/

by yskpls June 29, 2020

Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020