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mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.
Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.
mysterbation by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating 

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

mastembarrassment 

Feeling embarrassed while talking to someone you have masterbated to.
Dude, that was some serious mastembarrassment you were showing around that hot chick in class today.
mastembarrassment by Local Chav April 11, 2008

mystemane 

A person who loves star Wars and gundam. Also he don't miss
Yo your so mystemane
mystemane by Mystemane July 28, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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