mystemba

a cool pro that is dead and is smart and a winner

someone: omg whos that??
me: thats mystemba, so cool right??
someone: i wish i was mystemba :/

by yskpls June 29, 2020

mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.

Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.

by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

mastembarrassment

Feeling embarrassed while talking to someone you have masterbated to.

Dude, that was some serious mastembarrassment you were showing around that hot chick in class today.

by Local Chav April 11, 2008

mystemane

A person who loves star Wars and gundam. Also he don't miss

Yo your so mystemane

by Mystemane July 28, 2021