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mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.
Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.
mysterbation by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating 

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

mastembarrassment 

Feeling embarrassed while talking to someone you have masterbated to.
Dude, that was some serious mastembarrassment you were showing around that hot chick in class today.
mastembarrassment by Local Chav April 11, 2008

mystemane 

A person who loves star Wars and gundam. Also he don't miss
Yo your so mystemane
mystemane by Mystemane July 28, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026