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Bananas Up My Ass 

Shoving a Banana, or a long yellow fruit, right up your rectal cavity, like a dildo or a hamster,or a gay man's DICK
"Jerry, I'd like you to shove Bananas Up My Ass"

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

From My ass 

A phrase that can be added to the beginning of any sentence but never have any effect on what the sentence says
From my ass I prefer to actually study than to keep Pauling or do the Itoro on Mike
From My ass by ayhesaidit June 11, 2018

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick 

All I really want...
Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)
Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”
clapping my ass by felich December 29, 2017

hence my ass 

a sarcastic offer to allow one to make sweet love to the subjects ass.
person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
hence my ass by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009