Mini Maj

A short, fat kid with absolutly no life whatsoever. It eats, eats, eats,sleeps, takes shits, and plays online games.. ALL-DAY-LONG.

The Atkins diet can prevent you from being a MINI MAJ, and die of a heart attack.

by Havard Educator April 17, 2003

minied

To be minied is to see what appears to be an empty car park space only to find on closer inspection there is a small car in it (like a mini) .

This is the annoying scenario when on a full car park you become excited as you see the end of a space with no car there. You smile, accelerate, turn your wheel only to see a mini or micra or smart car neatly parked taking up the half of the space you couldnt see hence the term "minied". This leads to Parking rage , swearing and stress .

by Jo Fearns June 29, 2006

Mini Po-po

The term used for a cop (usually a mall-cop or rent-a-cop) who patrols in one of those small golf-cart-like vehicles that they usually employ. This could also refer to a security card using the same vehicle. The vehicles are usually quite slow, and cumbersome and often act to incapacitate the already overweight and out-of-shape doughnut huffer or to merely act as an alternative to having to walk on their patrol. The mini po-po is known to prefer dealing with insignificant issues rather then something that might actually make a difference. These include, but are not limited to, shoplifting, loitering, busting skateboarders, jay walking, public intoxication, minor traffic infractions, and possession of marijuana.

Grab your boards, there's a mini po-po around the corner!

by xdementia August 19, 2007

mini lava

The act of burping or cough up a tiny bit of bile or vomit in the back of your throat.

You =*belch* "Ew gross"
Them = "What?"
You = "I just had a mini lava"
Them = "LOL!"

by Rixie March 7, 2008

miniature society

a term completely shunned upon by sociology teachers, classes, and students. this term was developed in an attempt to vary the use of the word community in sociology writings and essays.

WARNING: this term may get you thrown out for plagiarism

Everyone in the community was involved in the community effort to become part of the community. This broken town once again became a miniature society.

by hanizzle enorag January 27, 2012

Minic

A smelly white boy that no one likes

“Dude minic needs a shower”

by Hi nick her May 13, 2019

mini ladd

piece of shit

mini ladd is piece of shit

by idiotnumero1 April 29, 2021