The term used for a cop (usually a mall-cop or rent-a-cop) who patrols in one of those small golf-cart-like vehicles that they usually employ. This could also refer to a security card using the same vehicle. The vehicles are usually quite slow, and cumbersome and often act to incapacitate the already overweight and out-of-shape doughnut huffer or to merely act as an alternative to having to walk on their patrol. The mini po-po is known to prefer dealing with insignificant issues rather then something that might actually make a difference. These include, but are not limited to, shoplifting, loitering, busting skateboarders, jay walking, public intoxication, minor traffic infractions, and possession of marijuana.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods