Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.

by Mooch man May 18, 2019

Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019

Mooch

A group of wooks

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.

by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

Mitochondria

The best organelle in the entire cell and everyone is jealous of it.

Peroxisomes: “I wish I was a mitochondria!”
Chloroplasts: “They really are the best organelles in the cell”
Peroxisomes: “I guess you are right”

by Powerhouseofthecell November 15, 2019

Mococoa

Resfrío que presentan las personas luego de una noche de trabajo, donde las temperaturas tropicales normales descienden a un grado menor al esperado. La limonada frappé y la falta de buen abrigo actúan como catalizador de la Mococoa. Sintomaticamente hablando, la Mococoa podria generar palidés, somnolencia y perdida parcial de la voz. En casos aislados, alucinaciones de tercer grado y pequeños viajes astrales.

Sorry man, the GPS is talking to me, I think I got the mococoa...

by Krisnamerk November 18, 2019

Moocher

The verb of mooching. Also labels any 7'5 carrot named, "Wyatt" that likes "mooch" off of any desired victim for his personal gain. Most likely "mooches" off of people named Killian, Evan, Jackson and Christian.

"I'm lazy, can I look at your work"

"Shut up you dirty carrot moocher"

by Kwest2004 November 19, 2019

Moocher Farfen

Simple the most vile, Loathingworth and atrocious word in the latin language. This word dating all the way back to the crenomous period by latinist, Killiano Vestino, this would become the most infamous word to ever be created. This word has too much power to be in the real dictionary. Once described by this repugnant word, there is no coming back.

"I will destroy you"
" 2 words, Moocher Farfen"

by Kwest2004 November 21, 2019