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Montana

Montana is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen,like so stunning she plays volleyball brown eyes and brown hair and kind,loyal,lovely and beautiful if your a lesbian your pussy is wet and your straight your dick is rock hard and throbbing
You: wow did you see that now I have a boner all because of Montana

Me: right my pussy is soaked
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.
He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.
by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025
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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 29, 2013
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montana

montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
"dont be like montana"
by Kathy lover April 25, 2023
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montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper
Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night
by Nosh118 August 18, 2011
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French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
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