mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022

Monaco

Deceiving. Seems great from the outside, whilst in reality completely different.

"This food is Monaco"
"She might look great but her personality is dead, she's like Monaco"

by 🫴 June 6, 2022

manalapan

fucking dumbass bitches who try so very hard to be popular when in reality no one gives a fuck. ur cool if u vape and do drugs and ur a loser if u don’t dress or act like a fucking whore. girls dont have a sense of style w them ugly ass ugg slippers, leggings, and a crop top. god help you if you’re emo. boys wear shorts in fucking 40 degree weather and also have no goddamn sense of style

everyone goes to the mall for some stupid fucking reason and the even stupider ones smoke weed in that one alleyway right next to primark. to be cool u have to fucking smoke weed and hit nic mad or else ur called a loser. annoying ass pick me girls at every corner spending mommy and daddy’s money and giving head in eighth grade

fucking leave this town immediately

colts neck hs kid: did u hear another 8th grader from mpan got arrested for giving head in the matress section of macy’s?

howell hs kid: what do u expect its manalapan

by ihatempan June 7, 2022

Monacal

Better spelling of “monocle”

“Hey do you wanna wear my monocle”
“Ew do you actually spell it like that GROSS I’m breaking up with you Steve :/ it’s spelled monacal!”

by Ezlen June 9, 2022

ModalGlue

A funky little dude who does funky little things on the internet, like cosplay, or crying :D

Do you watch ModalGlue? I'm xer ex

by Modalglue June 18, 2022

Mona

A race who went into hiding and are barely seen nowadays. Legends say that they come out on a moonlit night and bask in the moonlight where their blue hair gets a silvery glow and their jade like skin is reflected in pure elegance. No one knows what their face looks like cause nobody lived to tell the tale. If they smile at you you will feel dazed and your existence will start to wither without leaving a single speck. So what ever you do never let them smile at you!

But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face

I might have seen a Mona by the lake last night, I merely caught a glimpse of her back and ran away from there as fast as I could.

by summer_nii_chan July 26, 2022

Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.

Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022