mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

by dogga January 7, 2006

mitten fuck

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

by mitman August 5, 2007

Mittens

Ones hands.

My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.

by Ashley42 September 27, 2008

Meat Mitten

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010

mistee

Someone who bugs you to define them because their name doesn't appear on urban dictionary

Mistee is an ass.

by Jfromstatefarm November 16, 2016

mittens

a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild

mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."

by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008

Mutee

An act of stupidity coming from a male living form, most likely Iraqi.

Khadim: theres this guy born on 11 september
Allawi: so is that like eid?
Khadim: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Mutee 9/11?
Allawi: Ooooooh I get it
Khadim: yh lol sudug Mutee
Allawi: is that like eid but for fadhlalah followers
Khadim: OMD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MUTEEEEEEE

by Karbalae Gangster September 4, 2010