jenny margaret

an awful friend who does nothing to help people. (/j ur one of the reasons im still here)

jenny margaret is not funny and won't stop simping over old white men!

by nyxslays August 16, 2022

Noah Margate

Noah Margate is a residential real estate agent of the highly-ranked Keller Williams Premier, the #1 real estate franchise in the country and one of the world's most innovative companies. This provides Noah with the tools and resources he needs to deliver excellent service. As demonstrated by several 5-star client reviews, he strives to provide world-class service through local knowledge, process expertise, responsiveness, and negotiation skills.

Sally: "Yeah, we're thinking about moving to Houston." Billy: "You should call my REALTOR® Noah Margate! He serves Houston and the Greater Houston areas. Great guy!" Sally: "Awesome! I'll give him a call."

by Houston Association of Urban D August 26, 2023

Aunt Margaret

A person with a misplaced feeling of entitlement. Referring to Princess Margaret, the sister of the late Queen Elizabeth II.

You know, my mother thinks she’s Aunt Margaret. She’s teasing the hair with a bottle of vodka.

by dýlánður June 18, 2024

Caitlyn Margaret Hart

Heh.. she's... kinda awesome Lol. When someone tells you they have a friend with the name Caitlyn Margaret Hart, you know you've got a keeper!

Person 1: "Dude that girl is so bad who is she?"
Person 2: "Bro that's Caitlyn Margaret Hart."

by sefy February 3, 2025

Brown Margaret

Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.

Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

Dirty Mary Margaret

When you burn the shit out of a grill cheese while getting fucked in the ass.

I was in the kitchen getting dirty Mary Margaret my boy friend.

by djekskdn September 9, 2021

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022