Mantong

person who get drunk or high because of fags or alcohol
(tiger beer la contoh).or wut we called it,lalok or tingtong or xaxau

one day,me,romero,ammar,and dato k saw salim walks unproperly.and he also always rubbing his fucking black head.
suddenly...

romero:oi salim apa kena ang ni.terencat ka
salim:atoii..bukanla.aku mantong la.(nak nangis)
ammar:lol.apsal plak dah?
salim:aku overdose shitsha la
datok k:hihi.tu la aku dah ckp,sepam dua sudey.haa kan?
salim:aku sanggap dowh.tu psl aku isap smpai abes satu
balang shisha.ergh
ramai2:wakakaka gila btoi(disambung dgn kutukan,cacimakian)
salim:waaaa...atoii...cmni la korang..sdeyh tol
ramai2:hoho xD

pity salim.but he's white.i mean..real "white"
hehe sory salim =D

by kaospilot January 14, 2008

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Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

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mantong

dizziness or stoned because of fags or alcohol

one day,romero saw saleem walks unproperly on the 2nd floor before entering Datuk's house and rubbing his dick eh his fuckin black head.

romero:weyh apa hal hang ni saleem?
saleem:aku mantong maa
romero:cmna bleyh mantong?
saleem:aku overdose shisha
romero:wahahaha(panggil budak ramai2 kutuk saleem)

however,saleem is not the real faggot.lol

by kaospilot January 13, 2008

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Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson is a talented singer and musician. I admit that for years I was a huge fan of his music and his dark gothic image. Although I still love his music I have come around to the point where I have to agree with everyone who says they dislike Marilyn Manson on a personal level. Seriously, the guy is just a really big douche. He actually came out in an interview and openly admitted that he hates all of his own music. So, yeah, when people say he hates all of his fans, it's true. He pretty much thinks that we're all really dumb for buying into anything he does. And,he's totally fake and lies about pretty much everything. A lot of stuff he wrote in "Long Hard Road out of Hell" isn't even true. He has never used drugs. His actual girlfriend was incredibly angelic and sweet and wouldn't even mosh at his concerts, although they liked to lie and say she did. Apparently he liked her because she was "ambitious" though. And oh, by the way, this is another thing that makes Marilyn Manson a huge douche. He says the only women he likes are ones who are "ambitious" and "confident." And then in the next breath he says that he really loves Kim Kardashian. So, we all really know that what he's actually saying is: "I like chicks as long as they have lots of money." That's what he actually means by "I like confidence and ambition more than any body part." He's saying he is only turned on by rich women. Believe me I know this to be true from personal experience.

Marilyn Manson is a great musician. Buy all of his albums and listen to them, it's well worth it. Don't bother reading "Long Hard Road out of Hell" though, that book is total crap.

by anonymous xyz December 31, 2013

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H. Mantooth

H. Mantooth is everything mankind wishes it was...or wasn't. H. Mantooth is a Doctor, a mass murderer of Spartan-class Marines, an intellect with an intelligence equivalent to 1000 Einsteins (yes, THE Albert Einstein), and was seen dating your mother in the last issue of People Magazine. However, H. Mantooth is also a rapist of his 2 sons. This, however, is a different story. He is part of the same family that Reggie Mt. resides from. He is also one of the leading researchers on OPERATION: Paste Project.

"Curse you, H. Mantooth!!"
"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
"H. Mantooth signed my hand! Now I'm spiffy."
"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"

by H. Mantooth September 5, 2004

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