mandendum

When a man, outwitted by a woman, tries to revise his previous, ridiculous statement in an attempt to match her wits.

I witnessed my brother come home to his wife and read her "stupid women jokes" off of his iPhone. When she retorted wittingly to each one, reversing its intended gender "dis", he frustratingly extorted: "I'd like to submit a mandendum", to which we both replied: "Too late".

by Dawnsy June 20, 2010

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Mandeavor

An endeavor, adventure, trip, or challenge set upon, by men, that is extremely difficult, dangerous, and quite possibly foolish. Body hair becomes a qualifying factor for the leader of said mandeavor, and may be challenged by another for alpha male status by a creative chest/back shaving contest. Designs are judged by uniqueness, difficulty, and cleanliness.

Climbing a rope to the moon, wrestling a giant squid, drinking Robert Downy Jr. under the table, going on tour, buying a new car, getting lunch, or just paling around are all perfect examples of Mandeavors.

by bagoskullz October 19, 2010

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Mandeigh

A girl who doesnt like her real name which is amanda.. tends to be ditsy, walk into things and fall up the stairs! shes usually blonde haired blue eyed with a big butt! tends to be a good friend but has way to much drama in her life!

the girl has a mandeigh
uhh oh she just did a mandeigh

by LadiiChinita August 29, 2011

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manden name

The awkward situation where a man on Facebook has his middle name as part of his name. Unless they go by their middle name regularly, this is completely pointless in comparison to a married woman's maiden name.

Person 1: "Did you see? Chance put his manden name on Facebook."
Person 2: "Really? That's just weird."

Name Maiden Maiden Name Manden Manden Name

by N-Mac32 January 28, 2014

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