Major

A black nigga with mad hoes and a big dick

i love major

by godlyjaylen September 23, 2022

Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 24, 2024

MAJOR BONES

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.

It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.

Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.

Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.

by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021

mathematics major

A synonym for unemployment

A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.

by CykaIvanBoris November 17, 2017

Major Cloog

A groomer, a pedophile, a child predator. Wowie. Stop calling him words like "god" and stuff, no he is not. He sucks. He animated, yeah. Maybe he kills furries (which i disagree with, not all furries are bad), kills zoophiles (i agree bcs zoophiles suck) and hates gacha, but still. He is a fuckin' creep.

Jon: "hey Garfield do you like major cloog?"
Garfield: "skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer i love major cloog"
Jon: "he is a pedo"
Garfield: "stfu"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Drum Major

That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases

Band directors personal servant

The Drum Major was made to grab something the band director couldn’t get

by ✨Lime✨ September 7, 2021

jay major

Northern Irish slang for when someone is 17 going with a 12 year old,normally from lurgan or larne

"just picked up a 12 year old"

"Mate stop being a Jay Major"

by Dudley Oneill August 12, 2024