Morty

Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!

DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!

by littlelady111 March 1, 2023

Morken

An extremely weird family that lived in the country Norway in Europe in the 1920's.

Can be used as another word for weird or crazy.

Person 1 "Look over there!"
Person 2 "What is that?"
Person 1 "I don't know, but it's really Morken."

by Papaya Mango March 9, 2023

murky balls

A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.

“That boys got some murky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023

Morkubine

don't look up this name. whatever you do, stray away from even looking this THING in the eyes.

Steve: Look! It's a MORKUBINE!

Alex: What? Where?

Steve: DON'T LOOK!

Alex: *looks at MORKUBINE and COMBUSTS into FLAMES*

Steve: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by mochalattes May 10, 2023

Morny

When you are horny in the morning.

- created by Paulina.

“Baby wake up! I am morny!”

by JSTNTH_ July 8, 2023

Markypoo

Markypoo

Im going to see my Markypoo

by Luca9183627 October 8, 2023

Morty

like the n word but for mortals.

bro look at this guys 80 year lifespan. what a fuckin morty.

by Dud Dudlee October 14, 2023