ooeeooee Master

Leader of the ooeeooee cult (Roswell 1947). This is like a dungeon master!!!

In charge of sacrificing hippies to alien overlords, in exchange for rocks.

Collect profits from non-profit organizations around the world.

I am a level 5 Ooeeooee Master

by Johnathan Ball January 12, 2008

master cock

The act of peeing without holding ones penis. In essence the cock is control thus it is the master. It also asserts its dominance over other cocks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest cock thus adequately named the master cock

Girl: Eww why didn't you wash your hands after peeing?
Guy: Its ok, I master cocked it.

by peppy the poopdaddy October 15, 2011

B Master T

(n)- Refers to an individual(male) with excessively large bitch tits, title given when individual has mastered the tremendous size of their bitch tits.

B(itch)
Master
T(its)

Girl-"DAMN! that kids really got some big bitch tits!"

Boy-"Yeahhh, but he's cool with it, we call him B Master T"

by PaPa1k3 October 5, 2010

master baiter

A well-skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake.

I'm a master baiter.

by The Master Baiter September 9, 2004

master of unlocking

A notorious quote in the original Resident Evil for PlayStation when Barry Burton gives STARS partner Jill Valentine a lockpick. Also see wordJill sandwich/word.

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

master of your domain

Term meaning one who is celibate for a period of time. More specifically, one who refrains from masturbation. From an episode of the television show "Seinfeld", where the main characters have a contest to see who can refrain the longest.

"I'm dating a totally hot chick!"
"But are you still master of your domain?"
"Nope, they were playing a Baywatch marathon all day yesterday."

by the brockman March 16, 2003