Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020

martin aguilar

Tall dark handsome looking badass motherfucker 👌👍🤙

That dude looks like a Martin Aguilar....

by anonymous December 24, 2020

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021

martin O’Donnell

The legendary jingle-writer and former composer of the Halo soundtrack (for Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3, and Halo Reach.

Martin O’Donnell is so good.

by yeltsA kciR June 1, 2021

Martin Niemoëller

A German priest, circa 1900-1952, almost purged by Hitler at Mauthaussen.

Martin Niemoëller wrote a poem called when they came for the communists.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021