Luke

Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real

“Have you met Luke”

“No but I’ve heard of him”

by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019

Luke

Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself

Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock

Person 2: but but ... I think

Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die

Person 2: walks off

Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'

Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums

Luke Taylor is a penis cartwheel and I hope he bangs his glass chin on a grimy public toilet seat

by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020

Luke

Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.

Im a luke

by Saxome April 15, 2020

Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luke

He'll break your heart over and over again, so don't be fooled. If you ever find yourself dating a Luke, ask yourself the following questions. 1) Is it worth it? 2) Do I really want to risk a broken heart? 3) WHY IN GODS NAME AM I DATING A BOY NAMED LUKE?!?!?!?

Horse Girl 1: Did you hear that Luke broke up with Jacklyn AGAIN?!
Horse Girl 2: Of course he did, hes a Luke

by SIMPsquirrelsinmypants March 1, 2020

Luke

a pedophile

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.

by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020