hot lobster

when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed

"my ass is tow up today - bobby hot lobstered me all night long".

by sloth_love November 5, 2009

Chocolate Lobster

When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.

I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.

by ODB 2-7 August 11, 2011

Blue Lobster

(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.

When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!

Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!

TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!

by montreal lobsterman August 15, 2010

exploding lobster

when you find a very rare lobster that explodes but you use it as a weapon.

scooter got fucked by an exploding lobster last nite and enjoyed it to.

by blakeness November 11, 2008

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

by Rob Drama May 7, 2011

Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013