squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

dirty lettuce

Another term for money. Coming from that idea that money is dirty. And lettuce for the color green

Time to get that dirty lettuce

by Silvers December 10, 2015

Little lettuce leaf

The iconic phrase TikTok star, Evil Queen aka EQ used to describe Elphaba's new green gown from primark.

Elphaba: *Appears on TikTok live*
EQ: Hello my little lettuce leaf!

by FK2COOL July 29, 2023

Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.

Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.

by LALettuce May 29, 2024

Lettuce

A person who is a bit of a restated

Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.

Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce

by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018

homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.

Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.

by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017