Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 01, 2018

Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood

Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high

by Rose119 April 21, 2021

Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 03, 2022

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 13, 2020