Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

Lettuce

Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.

Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich?
Lettuce.

by LunarDev April 26, 2021

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021

Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.

Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex

by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019

Lettuce

Shake the lettuce

Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.

by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun

Fuckin lettuce

by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019