Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020

Lawn Popcorn

What a clover flower would be to dogs when communicating with eachother.

"Kirby" ate his weight in "Lawn Popcorn" on his walk this morning.

by xJTxx June 5, 2023

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance December 2, 2015

Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.

John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.

by Chavo January 15, 2008

Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco

"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"

by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021

lawn wreck

A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.

Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.

by Pinkerton1 August 31, 2007

lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018