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licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.
"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"
by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017
mugGet the licking the tonadmug.

Bologne lick

When a person licks a girls vagina
Woah dude... He just gave her a nice bologne lick
by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016
mugGet the Bologne lickmug.

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card
*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”
by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023
mugGet the crackhead lickmug.

Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds
Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole
by Gross fat man December 2, 2011
mugGet the Curtain Lickmug.

cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
by Katya Eye November 27, 2013
mugGet the cowell lickmug.

The Braxton Licks

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.
Roberto did the Braxton Licks this morning and I could barely drive to work.
by Torridtalks June 13, 2023
mugGet the The Braxton Licksmug.

Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)
I just took the fattest oil lick
by Lolloverboyyyyy July 23, 2017
mugGet the Oil lickmug.

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