by LALettuce May 29, 2024
 Get the Louisiana lettucemug.
Get the Louisiana lettucemug. by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018
 Get the Lettucemug.
Get the Lettucemug. by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022
 Get the Lettucemug.
Get the Lettucemug. A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
 Get the Moving Bags of Lettucemug.
Get the Moving Bags of Lettucemug. Fuckin lettuce
by Tattiemasher  August 30, 2019
 Get the Lettucemug.
Get the Lettucemug. by MurrayBall January 19, 2020
 Get the Baby Chokin on a Lettucemug.
Get the Baby Chokin on a Lettucemug. The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.
"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023
 Get the Lettuce Spraymug.
Get the Lettuce Spraymug.