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Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.
Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.
by LALettuce May 29, 2024
mugGet the Louisiana lettucemug.

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.
Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce
by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018
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Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are
The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.
by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun
Fuckin lettuce
by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019
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Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.
Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.
by MurrayBall January 19, 2020
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Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.
"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023
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