Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.

“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”

by Brisk00 July 30, 2022

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

devil's lettuce

a different term for weed

oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!

by garfilbert May 5, 2022

Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are

The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022