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Leaf

A verb from an old language that nobody can completely decipher, but mimics English. Scholars predict that it spoke to the lifespan of a leaf. Leaves change colors and then fall, so it must mean something along the lines of growing up or changing. Although, there has been at least one crackpot theory undoubtedly made by a stressed college student at 3 AM, that stated that the verb meant literally turning into a leaf.
"I need to leaf," she affirmed.
by NotAlexanderHamiltonYet August 13, 2021
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Tea Leaf

She is amazing! Tea is the best girl you will meet. She usually is dubbed master by boys, and she enjoys being loved by everyone. If you ever see Tea, hug her and call her a godess.
Oh my gosh! I just spoke to Tea Leaf!
Dude you are so fricking lucky!!
by Ri-Tan June 1, 2019
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Leaf bug

"wow CARL that LEAF BUG is AWESOME can I have it?"
by Dotty old sod July 27, 2023
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Three Leaf Clover

When a guy lifts his balls up against dick,then grabs his balls and the head of his dick between his thumb and pointer finger, resembling a three leaf clover.
"When we were showering together he grabbed his junk and made a three leaf clover."
by Aliandher December 5, 2013
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Leaf

A slur for Canadians based on their flag.
“You fucking leaf, I bet you drink maple syrup out of a water bottle
by HermioneDanger June 28, 2020
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Leaf

Hot, sexy, tight, little bod of a man. Very smart and rational. Probably into philosophy and listening to 2000’s Will.I.Am and Usher throwbacks. Only eats once a day and when he does eat it’s candy. Publicly very, very sweet and nice, but behind closed doors is sassy.
wow, Leaf is sooooo hawt
by trbin8tor February 16, 2021
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
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