1. A frantic game involving at least two men where each participant must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other participant(s) before they themselves have their "knob" touched. Alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely homosexual.
Simon: "Anyone fancy a game of knob touch?"
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"
GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"
GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."
by LukeO January 13, 2006
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Commonly used as an insult, directed at or about a particular person who is worthy of such a title.
One qualifies as a Knob Breath if they either:
- Have the smell of a Knob on their breath
- Enjoy performing fellatio on a man's Knob
- Are moronic, stupid or unkempt
- Have little sense of smell
- Recently suffered from IVD or T.R.E.
One qualifies as a Knob Breath if they either:
- Have the smell of a Knob on their breath
- Enjoy performing fellatio on a man's Knob
- Are moronic, stupid or unkempt
- Have little sense of smell
- Recently suffered from IVD or T.R.E.
1. Man, did you catch a whiff of Peter tonight? What a Knob Breath!
2. John wants to share his collection of stamps with us. He is a complete Knob Breath.
3. Hey, Luke's a Knob Breath. Let's not go to his funeral.
2. John wants to share his collection of stamps with us. He is a complete Knob Breath.
3. Hey, Luke's a Knob Breath. Let's not go to his funeral.
by Johannes Chimpo February 15, 2006
Get the Knob Breath mug.placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.
when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
by Frank da tank August 22, 2006
Get the hob knobbin the hemoglobbin mug.Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011
Get the knob noster mug.when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
by Pnon2 January 27, 2010
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