knifeparty

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

by Mike January 7, 2004

Irish knife

A potato peeler.

Bobby O'Connor whipped out his Irish knife to defend himself last night while he was being robbed, and this morning, he peeled potatoes with it.

by GrayGhost9929 August 29, 2011

dirty pork knife

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener

Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"

by Miggity November 17, 2006

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

big ass knife

a big ass mutha fuckin knife, as in a big ass blady thingy! kill dem snakes on da plane

Dat be a big ass knife nigga!!!

by bob the reindeer knife masacre September 30, 2013