West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

Stipping in the kitchen

This is a phrase used to define the action of friends or people in general who tend to switch up their personalities around members of the opposite gender. Also known as "fake".

Eg. We went on camp together but my bestfriend was stipping in the kitchen the entire time.

Or...

Stop stipping in the kitchen and be yourself!

by Narmis October 3, 2020

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.

I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.

by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020

innovation kitchen

Innovation kitchen is a phenomena that occurs when engineers engaged in tackling a complex problem congregate in the office kitchen to individually craft the best tea/coffee, this process encourages the group to share their knowledge inadvertently leading to an innovation breeding ground.

Bob: I've been trying to add a logger into my code but the current implementation is too heavy and I only want the log method.
Trev: Tea?
Bob: To the innovation kitchen!!
... 10 minutes later...
Bob: We don't need the logger at all, or any of that other guff, instead we'll build this slightly more advanced thing in half-the-freakin-time and use that from now on. Brilliant!

by lazerus81 August 2, 2014

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022