Monkey Joe

Racial slang for a rude under privileged black child without manors or common sense due to being brought up in a broken home in the ghetto.

Chis, "look at that Monkey Joe pushing kids around to get to the front of the line at the bounce house".
Brian "Just another another typical rude ghetto baby without manors flipping out for attention".

by LNB Hater December 24, 2010

Joe Shit The Rag Man

1970's term of endearment for a person who has an over-inflated ego and believes he or she is the absolute best at everything and always right.

He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?

by Bert West February 28, 2022

morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

mean-joe-greene

(verb) To chug a beverage in one continuous gulp or to drink someone else's drink greedily. (a reference to the classic '70's Coke commercial)

Dude, I said you could have a sip of my coke, not mean-joe-greene it!

I guess I was thirstier than I thought, 'cuz I just mean-joe-greened that beer.

by Glyphtr March 13, 2011

Joe Shit The Rag Man

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.

Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.

by Tooba November 28, 2007

Joe Shit The Rag Man

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)

Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"

by Renegade888 July 3, 2008

Magic Joe

A term given to well-mannered thoughtful strangers, the type of person who helps the elderly pack their shopping or tells someone in the street they just dropped their wallet. Can also
be used to describe a really cool dude.

"A Magic Joe helped my wife get to the hospital in time"
"I was getting mugged when some Magic Joe helped me fight them
off"
"This dude gave me £4 whilst I was busking today, what a Magic
Joe he was!"

by Magic Joe January 11, 2009