Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.

Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.

by JAX8 June 24, 2010

Camel Jockey

someone who has brown skin, is smelly, has a full mustache by age 6, and is typically muslim.

get the fuck out of america, you camel jockey!

or

what's in the backpack camel jockey!?

by aredoublevee October 28, 2008

pussy jockey

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.

Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.

by T-Queefer October 24, 2006

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

jecked-up

Jecked-up describes the handling by an individual, enterprise or government that takes a process or procedure that's simple, straight forward, easy, productive and of great value to the socio-economic good of a society, individual or enterprise then makes the process or procedure a totally inoperable failed process and implementation impossible because of absolutely unnecessary and incompetent handling of the process or procedure usually with the end purpose being to profiteer as an entity that has 'value added' quality to its services in the economy with financing , sales or manufacture of a commodity.

The financial services and real estate industry has totally JECKED-UP the ability of the American consumer to have basic economic residential shelter that provides safe and comfortable homes for the American family.

by Rogue Gnome December 19, 2011