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Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.
by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017
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A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
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a guy thats always confused who has different personalities.He lies about lots so u will love him and he looks like a bunny and a dog.
a jake is all girls want besides the fact that hes a jerk.
by thepersonthatcauseda break January 8, 2017
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a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.
“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”
by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020
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The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST
Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020
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Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”
by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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