Jake

A very large schlong like type of person who everyone hates. Usually a small person who has a very tiny chode as well.

Nick: Dude your such a dick!
John: Yea your such a Jake!

by Ur urethra May 20, 2015

jake

the biggest loser you will ever meet. he is very mean all the time and can't let anything go. if you have a jake in your life i feel very bad for you.

person: hi jake
jake: im still mad at you

by queenashley May 21, 2016

Jake

A cunt

That Jake guy is a Cunt.

by Guamsnail March 2, 2017

Jake

A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up

Girl 1: How did Jake handle the break-up?
Girl 2: He cried for a week

by Karma-13 January 11, 2014

jake

He is very short, Jake plays way to many video games and he is overweight. Jake likes to jerk off a lot, like, too much.

Jake the midget!

by Leo1800 December 19, 2016

Jake

Really ugly, pimples everywhere, can be a real jerk sometimes, ugly,ugly,ugly poop but he smells very nice

I saw a Jake on the floor and it was brown.

by Maemalloy March 30, 2017

Jake

This guy used to have tons of girls who liked him, but now spends his life a complete loner in his room playing video games. Heis bipolar about girls. He doesnt have the guts to ask them out and then dumps them through someone else. He is always changing his mind about who he likes. He will grow up to be a man whore and still live with his parents, playing sims on origin.

Jake: I like felisha.
Jake: felisha is such a garden tool.

by The real effing truth November 10, 2014