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Your Ass

Your Ass , the flattest thing on flat earth.
by HaAids October 14, 2018
mugGet the Your Assmug.

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury
John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.
by Redlinr July 29, 2022
mugGet the here's your assmug.

watch your ass

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
by Alhind69 July 3, 2022
mugGet the watch your assmug.

Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog
Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!
by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022
mugGet the Block your assmug.

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”
Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.
by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019
mugGet the bacon in your assmug.

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
mugGet the jump through your assmug.

Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019
mugGet the Demon bit your assmug.

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