Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?
by LoneWanderess December 26, 2019
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touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
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poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way
A - "I'm just poking your ass"
by exampleusrname March 11, 2022
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you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing
sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground
by bluebear April 03, 2025
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A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”
Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”
by Ok2cool September 28, 2021
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I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 07, 2016
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