Molly Wood

Molly Kristin Wood (born May 23, 1975) is an executive editor at CNET.com and previously a writer for Associated Press, MacHome Journal magazine, and O'Reilly Media. Wood hosts the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Tom Merritt as well as the "Gadgettes" podcast with Kelly Morrison. Wood also hosts a video news show called "The Buzz Report," a quirky technology video news column that is published weekly. She has appeared in more mainstream media such as Regis and Kelly and CNBC's On the Money.

Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.

In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.

Molly Wood is awesome.

by Cody B.. January 5, 2009

wood chip

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Good Wood

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

Worm Wood

A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.

Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.

by WWJ September 28, 2008

balsa wood

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

by themacal December 3, 2006

Wood daver

A wood daver once made at summer camp by me and strong sad is a pinecone stuffed with peanut butter then rolled in bird seed then hung up and used as a bird feeder.

thank you yes I am an ex-summer-camping loser

We were supposed to make a wood daver in arts and crafts today but insead I went to the lake and made out with Bobby.

by 80.Bug January 15, 2004

Wood Nymph

A midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having sex a lot, and is made out of wood.

Damn it was crazy. I thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having sex while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because I was watching the action from afar.

by $$$$$G-Money$$$$$ November 26, 2010