I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

Brad I’m sorry

I’m so sorry you don’t take it up the arse

Brad I’m sorry. Sike lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

I’m Fine

Usually used as a lie when you don’t care to bother explaining what’s wrong

Person 1: How are you?

Person 2: I’m fine.

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time

boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing

by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022

i’m rabid

“I’m rabid” is something nick says when he is really mad or super annoyed. It’s similar to animals when they have rabies, it’s an uncontrollable anger.

nick: “i’m rabid.”
paige: “i know. what they said was so mean, i can’t believe they said that.”

by antipositivefuneralraver February 15, 2021

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020