Fog Horn

When your/any girl is riding you like seabiscuit and reaches back to flop your ballsack around like it owes her money.

Yo, last night this chick hit me with the fog horn...I busted so hard she landed on the moon.

by ssmacg December 21, 2014

D horn

Describing someone who is a dumbass. A substitute for the word "D-bag"

"Yeah I had that teacher, he was a D horn"

by Charlie Dank March 8, 2007

moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

by cody fauber December 3, 2004

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016

on the horn

A command issued toward a potential administrator/administratrix of fellatio.

On the horn, bitch!

by Jeff O. January 18, 2003

gape horn

not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023

popcorn horn

The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.

Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.

by veronicacolemanfromucdavis November 21, 2010