Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.

“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”

Heather Marriage by Tf2manager July 3, 2025

Commit Heather Chandler 

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

Commit Heather Chandler by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

shut up heather 

A quote from the movie Heathers and part of the actual song Big Fun from the musical Heathers. It has nothing to do with TikTok. If you think it's from TikTok or "that one TikTok song" consider yourself educated. Heather Chandler often says it to Heather Duke, and the line is revisited when Veronica yells "SHUT UP HEATHER" at Chandler's spirit. Please refrain from saying "dang dang diggity dang" is from TikTok, it's from Heathers.

Person 1: Shut up Heather!
Person 2: Oh my god, you know Heathers?

Person 1: What do you mean? This is from TikTok.

Person 2: What the fuck? No! It's not from that musical.ly rip-off, it's from an amazing musical!

shut up heather by ifelloffmychairlaughing November 12, 2019

A Heather 

a girl that everyone wants to be/look like/act like. “a heather” is said most commonly in conan gray’s song “Heather” which describes someone basically being jealous of a girl named heather.

maddie is such a heather, she is so pretty and fashionable and funny.

A Heather by harrystylin0 August 15, 2020

I wish I were Heather 

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

I wish I were Heather by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

alice heather 

she is the most supportive, loving, funny, caring, and thoughtful girl you will ever meet. her paragraphs will always make you smile and her presence is enough to brighten your day. you are lucky to even speak to her or see her smile. she will always be there for you, she truly is amazing in every way. she is everything you could ever want and need. alice is the kind of girl who can make you laugh until your stomach hurt and the kind of girl who will be there to make you smile when you cry. she is the best <3

she’s so amazing, that could only be alice heather

alice heather by eurbestie November 9, 2020

Pau is heather 

Pau is the cutest and most caring boyfriend ever with the cutest most most wholesome smile ever what will always calm you when you‘re sad, and the most beautiful body that I adore much, He‘s a very sexy boy and he‘s character is very kind, loyal and amazing in general, you can laugh with him all the time, he‘s the best you can ever imagine.

‚Pau has only 4 moods‘ means that he Is either horny, sleepy, risky or funny, and Pau is heather means that every part of him is perfect

Pau is heather by L5xcas December 29, 2020