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mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk
by cokehain June 16, 2023
mugGet the mike hawkmug.

Hawk Tsibouki

Hawk pou se re tsibouki (hawk tsibouki)
by AirForceNotProud21 January 7, 2022
mugGet the Hawk Tsiboukimug.

killing a hawk

the act of drinking a 40oz of beer, preferably hurricanes, that are not smashed over the head of an Artz.

also see: Killing birds or birding or Artz
Let's get a case of 40's and take a picture of all 3 north killing a hawk
by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011
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Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
by Purpledandy June 2, 2022
mugGet the Hawking a dookiemug.

The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
by localpirate November 1, 2014
mugGet the The Stephen Hawkingmug.

clovis hawk

The fucking guy ever has a 24 inch dick and fucks your bitch
Clovis Hawk just fucked my bitch last night. -Landon Coella
by Clovis194 March 6, 2017
mugGet the clovis hawkmug.

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.
... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.
by anonymous November 25, 2022
mugGet the Semen Hawkingmug.

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