Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

by Schulp March 25, 2009

Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

by _Lushboii January 19, 2011

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

The Hatton

A certified dance step in which you see how many dudes you can touch while running in place...preferably in the center of a crowd.

Man! That dude at the show last night was totally pulling off The Hatton. He groped so many dudes.

by Boner Jam July 22, 2012

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

Mad Hatter

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.

"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian

by wolfburp November 15, 2016