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off the handle

Being crazy, insane or stupid.
"Dude your completely off the handle"
by Da Boss03 February 7, 2018
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This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.
Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.
by icewallow_come October 2, 2020
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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
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left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.
Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 3, 2010
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Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned
by Da Tuma January 20, 2009
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mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles
by Theo February 16, 2005
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Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.
GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed
by poop monster August 30, 2006
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