Noah's giant love handles

Noah's fatass has enormous love handles

Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!

by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019

periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

Noah's Fatass Love Handles

Term to describe someone's HUGE love handles.

You are beginning to form Noah's Fatass Love Handles because of all of the junk food you eat!

by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020

turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.

Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.

by FreekyD February 16, 2020

Pots for jug handles

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.

She's pots for jug handles

by bigfemur October 17, 2020

no se habla de bruno

POV: you were bored so you typed the first lyrics of "we dont talk about bruno" in spanish.

*singing we dont talk about bruno* "Im bored" *types it in in spanish* *singing no se habla de bruno"

by BRUNOSSLUTTYWHOREBITCH February 17, 2022

Handler

1.A handler, is a term to refer to a manager who controls and writes for one or more wrestlers or valets.
2.A married man who takes advantage of his wife.
3.A man who holds on to money at the bank.

Tony Atlas is was a handler to Mark Henry. Tony Atlas wrote for Mark Henry and he just spoke it!

by OUTOFMEMORY September 4, 2009