handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.

Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.

by BanginDave December 17, 2020

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.

wow, check out that pineapple handle.

by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022