to golf ball

A violent act where you take a golf club and absolutely punt someones balls with it

"I golf balled tony he slept with me girl"

" so you used his balls as to golf ball"

"Yeah"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Golf

An acronym standing for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.

We all know people like golf so much because they like to shove the clubs up their ass at night.

by Publius0987 October 12, 2025

urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins

urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands

by pandaman who h8s helth a sfety June 26, 2008

golf time yeah

When the boys are getting fired up to get out on the course you shout the fraise “Golf time yeah” mainly the sentence is shouted well intoxicated

Guy 1: let’s rip 9 after work

Guy 2: I’m down as long as there’s beers

Guy 1: GOLF TIME YEAH

by Jakespancakes May 22, 2023

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.

“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”

by Haron1234 May 23, 2025

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008