by thereacharound November 2, 2022

An acronym standing for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.
A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.
by Publius0987 October 12, 2025

by pandaman who h8s helth a sfety June 26, 2008

When the boys are getting fired up to get out on the course you shout the fraise “Golf time yeah” mainly the sentence is shouted well intoxicated
by Jakespancakes May 22, 2023

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”
by Haron1234 May 23, 2025

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008
