Russian Swamp Goggles

To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep

Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles

by ifuckedmilfs November 1, 2021

turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...

Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...

by Smoka April 28, 2006

Japanese Rain Goggles

Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Madeyoulookituptoo November 30, 2010

european goggles

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.

"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."

by carlos ortiz November 13, 2007

Clout goggles

There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag

Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John

by Duhitzzjordin November 20, 2018

prep school goggles

when you go to preps school, the girls, by comparison arent as good looking as other girls.Therefore, you have to lower your standard to fit the group of women you are with

Guy 1:"that girl is so hot"
Guy 2:"dude you have your prep school goggles on

by boatshoesallday February 20, 2012

goggleface

An insult aimed toward someone wearing eyeglasses. It is often the last resort of someone who is unable to come up with a clever comeback.

"Yeah? Well, you're a . . . goggleface!" - Pete the Viking

by mattdavey December 15, 2008