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Cunt Goat

Somebody that is so stupid or is very stuck up or just a irrelevnt vag. in a goat form

or just anything you want it to be!
YOUR SUCH A CUNT GOAT!
Dont be a cunt goat
STFU you cunt goat!
by Breeezyyyy July 5, 2011
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Goat Snipe

To instant message or email someone with a clip of you making a goat noise
Bob: nnh
Alice: what?
Bob: I just goat sniped you.
by Snickers 343 January 12, 2011
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goat play

the act of having sexual relations with a goat and women (optional)
willson likes goat play while recieving a rim job.
by fonze August 28, 2007
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hogan's goat

In 1855 a European goat farmer by the name of Hoek Hogan raised a particularly disgusting goat. This goat quickly became famous for being the most horrific smelling and ugly creature to wander the fields. It is legend that his scent could be detected from over a kilometer away (.6217 miles).

To compare something to hogan's goat is considered a great insult.
"Timmy hasn't bathed in a week. He smells like Hogan's goat"

"She wanted me to eat her pussy, but it looked like Hogan's goat. So I ate out her butt instead"
by Ollywood Hoek Hogan November 22, 2009
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rape a goat

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*
by eshizzle October 14, 2003
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mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.
Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!
by skeet:skeet March 24, 2007
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goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation
The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.
by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009
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