Gold digger

My ex wife

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.

by Pussahy November 20, 2021

Gold Digger

A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.

Linda: Who are you?

Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?

Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.

Steve:MK

(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)

Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU

Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!

by SteveCrafts2k November 28, 2018

Ben Goldings

Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people

Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!

by IIIIIIIoufbeJ September 27, 2017

Gold Statue

You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.

I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!

by kcVIP December 23, 2008

Punctual Gold

When you're having a great conversation with someone and its just swagalicious

"Man, that conversation that I'm having with Emily is punctual gold"

by Punctual Gold May 24, 2015

Gold Packets

Another word for condoms

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???

by jdoooggg12333 October 08, 2009

gold blooded

Of or pertaining to royal blood; possessing the blood of kings and queens, of or relating to origins from the Gold Coast (present day Ghana)

1) We are from Ghana and a lineage of the gold blooded. 2) The history of African Kingdoms & Empires pre-European stealth and conquest gives reason for a majority of Black people across the globe to claim they are gold blooded.

by soul sista February 17, 2015